1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:06,439 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:54,854 [BELL TOLLING] 3 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,391 The plane! The plane! 4 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,403 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 5 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,705 -Good morning, boss. -Good morning, Tattoo. 6 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,346 [♪♪♪♪♪] 7 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,911 Smiles, everyone. Smiles. 8 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,649 [BAND PLAYS] 9 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,225 TATTOO: Boss, she's a pretty lady. 10 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,893 -ROARKE: Yes. -TATTOO: Who is she? 11 00:02:07,026 --> 00:02:09,796 ROARKE: Ms. Sheila Godfrey from Branston's Forge. 12 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,064 TATTOO: Where is that? 13 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,166 A small town in Montana, Tattoo. 14 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,669 She longs to become an accomplished equestrian. 15 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,705 TATTOO: You mean she came all the way to Fantasy Island 16 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,440 -to ride horses? -ROARKE: Yes. 17 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,542 Couldn't she do that in Montana? 18 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:24,377 ROARKE: Oh, yeah, she could, Tattoo. 19 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:28,481 However, her fantasy is to be the most celebrated 20 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,517 horsewoman who ever lived. 21 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,452 That's a tall order, boss. 22 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,854 ROARKE: Indeed it is, Tattoo, but we will grant 23 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,656 Ms. Godfrey her fantasy. 24 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:39,325 Though it most probably will not turn out exactly 25 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,827 as she envisions it. 26 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,196 TATTOO: Boss, who was the most celebrated 27 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,731 horsewoman in history? 28 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,600 Well, isn't that obvious, Tattoo? 29 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,904 Lady Godiva, of course. 30 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,312 ROARKE: Well, Tattoo, aren't you going to guess 31 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,247 the young gentleman's occupation? 32 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,951 Boss, it's difficult. I don't know. 33 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:08,221 Well, maybe that's because our guest doesn't know himself. 34 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:12,559 He is Mr. Steve Pryor and he was a law student until recently. 35 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,129 Mr. Pryor was disenchanted with law school and he dropped out 36 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,864 after his second year. 37 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,500 He earned his tuition by working as a night watchman 38 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,168 for a security agency 39 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:27,373 and I think that's where he got the idea for his fantasy. 40 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,043 -Let me guess, boss. -ROARKE: All right. 41 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,878 He wants to be a policeman. 42 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:33,246 No. 43 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,416 -A detective. -A detective. 44 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,450 Very good, Tattoo. 45 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,052 Very good, indeed. 46 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:41,321 But not just a detective. 47 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,890 Oh. Young Mr. Pryor's fantasy 48 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:47,594 is to be a hard-boiled detective of the old school. 49 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,729 No modern technology for him. 50 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:53,466 He dreams of walking down dark alleys like the tough guys 51 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,468 in old movies of the '40s. 52 00:03:55,935 --> 00:04:00,073 But boss, in real life, it could be very dangerous. 53 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,742 Very dangerous, Tattoo. 54 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,380 My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. 55 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,049 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 56 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,453 [♪♪♪♪♪] 57 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,150 What a beautiful animal. 58 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,718 Thank you, Miss Godfrey. 59 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,054 You know, when I was a kid, we used to live 60 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,357 above a feed store. I was always sick, Mr. Roarke 61 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:54,160 and I guess my parents were overly protective 62 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,996 because I was confined to the house most of the time. 63 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,665 Yes, I know. 64 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,900 And day after day, you would watch from your window 65 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,003 the men from the ranches riding beautiful horses 66 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,706 and the children with their clever ponies. 67 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,942 Your research is, uh, very thorough. 68 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,111 ROARKE: Most thorough, Ms. Godfrey. 69 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:18,885 Your fantasy is to be the most celebrated horsewoman 70 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:19,986 of all time. 71 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,389 Now, I was hoping you would reconsider the wording. 72 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,059 It imposes certain restrictions. 73 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,995 I'm sorry, I don't wanna be difficult. 74 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,365 But I've saved up a long time for this. 75 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,435 I'm determined to go all the way, Mr. Roarke. 76 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,137 Very well, Ms. Godfrey. 77 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:46,913 In that case, I will lend you my prized stallion, Lancelot, 78 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,849 so you may ride forth into your adventure. 79 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:50,983 You mean it? 80 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,320 Just ride down that trail and he will carry you 81 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:55,488 into your fantasy. 82 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,523 [♪♪♪♪♪] 83 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:05,665 He knows the way. 84 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,735 Just let him have his head as I am letting you have yours. 85 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,504 [CLICKS TONGUE] 86 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:15,174 [♪♪♪♪♪] 87 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,589 Giddy-up, Lancelot. Giddy-up! 88 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,792 [♪♪♪♪♪] 89 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,735 Hey, what happened? 90 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,637 [BRAYING] 91 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,207 Lancelot? 92 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,781 Uh, Mr. Roarke? 93 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,518 Mr. Roarke? 94 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,388 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 95 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,957 [♪♪♪♪♪] 96 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,927 It can't be Disneyland. There's no parking lot. 97 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:09,862 [DONKEY BRAYING] 98 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,536 STEVE: I've read every book, seen every old movie. 99 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:19,272 I know how private eyes act and think. 100 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:20,940 It's all I've ever wanted to be. 101 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,844 I mean, I couldn't keep my mind on law school because I realized 102 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,313 I could-- I could never be happy if I didn't give it a shot. 103 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,583 Well, even so, I have arranged for an old-timer 104 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,084 to provide you with some assistance. 105 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:33,953 He's a real tough guy. 106 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,022 He learned everything on the street. 107 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:39,792 Someone who, shall we say, has been around. 108 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,295 Uh, it won't be necessary, Mr. Roarke. 109 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:43,729 I wanna be on my own. 110 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,865 All the greats were loners. 111 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,368 May I have the key, Tattoo? 112 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,270 Uh, the key? What key? 113 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,840 ROARKE: Uh, to your office, just across the street. 114 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,676 STEVE: There's no office across the street. 115 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:57,844 There's just the waterfall. 116 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,579 ROARKE: Be patient, Mr. Pryor. 117 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,814 The key, Tattoo? 118 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,851 Boss, are you sure you gave it to me? 119 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,154 Yes. I'm sure. Check your shirt pocket. 120 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,994 [CHUCKLES] Here it is. 121 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:16,863 Thank you. 122 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,132 As I said, your office is just across the street. 123 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,303 Uh, I'm not sure I understand but... 124 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,177 [♪♪♪♪♪] 125 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,012 There's a waterfall out there. 126 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:34,280 I told you, Mr. Roarke, 127 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,083 my fantasy's gotta take place in a big city. 128 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,352 Look again. 129 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:42,321 [♪♪♪♪♪♪] 130 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,266 Chinese Theatre? 131 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,836 Hollywood Boulevard? 132 00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:01,207 [♪♪♪♪♪] 133 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:42,848 Come on. Come on. Come on, Lancelot. 134 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,085 Enough. 135 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:49,088 Enough, lads, we've lost the scent. 136 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,490 And I have a great thirst upon me. 137 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,160 A draught of mead, Sir John. What say you? 138 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,395 I say right welcome, m'lord. 139 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,432 [LAUGHTER] 140 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,033 Vinegar. You and your jokes. 141 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,668 You're a menace for the unwary, m'lord. 142 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:05,972 [LAUGHTER] 143 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,106 M'lord. 144 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,313 What the devil are you doing on his lordship's 145 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,748 hunting preserve? 146 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,516 What the devil are you doing in my fantasy? 147 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,918 JOHN: Fantasy? 148 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:20,519 SHEILA: What are you all dressed up for? 149 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,787 A Renaissance fair? 150 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,023 A poacher, m'lord, obviously. 151 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,858 A right pretty one at that. 152 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,060 Trespassers must be flogged. 153 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,763 Come one step nearer and I'll scratch your eyes out. 154 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,965 Hold. What's your name, girl? 155 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:35,434 Sheila. 156 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,703 She looks most able-bodied. 157 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,373 M'lord, did I not hear you complaining 158 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,174 about lack of household staff? 159 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,810 Mm-hmm. You just can't keep good help these days. 160 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,346 This lass seems to have a bite to her tongue. 161 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,082 Why not put her to work in your tents at the fair? 162 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,618 LEO: Yes. Perhaps a handmaiden to my wife 163 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,054 during her temporary durance vile. 164 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,590 Tom, take her along to the fair. 165 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,791 Aye, m'lord. 166 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,194 [♪♪♪♪♪] 167 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:06,632 All right, wench, on your donkey. 168 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,267 [SIGHS] 169 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:12,738 I'll sue, Roarke. I swear I'll sue. 170 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,944 [♪♪♪♪♪] 171 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,920 DOREEN: Oh, hi. You must be Mr. Pryor. 172 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,555 I'm Doreen Rich. 173 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,190 They sent me over from the secretarial agency. 174 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,958 Look, I really hope you don't mind. 175 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,262 But I also animal sit, helps pay my law school tuition. 176 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:40,533 Phew. Hey, this is all right. 177 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,469 Oh, Hans brought your car back from the garage. 178 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,271 My car? 179 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:48,074 Oh, that classy red Speedster parked out front. Boy. 180 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,109 -Red Speedster? -Have you had it a long time? 181 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,244 -It's mine? -MONICA: Is that him? 182 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,379 Is he back? 183 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,781 DOREEN: It's a lady. Mrs. Hall. 184 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,284 I think she's a client. 185 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,087 She's been waiting here for almost an hour. 186 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,827 [DOG WHIMPERS] 187 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,230 Uh, hi. 188 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:12,631 Mr. Pryor? 189 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,066 Yeah, I'm Steve Pryor. 190 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,470 Oh, somehow I expected someone-- 191 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,738 Well, I thought you'd be older. 192 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,241 Don't let my age fool you, lady. 193 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,009 I've been around. 194 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:30,182 So, what can I do for you, Mrs. Hall? 195 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,550 Call me Monica. 196 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,187 It's, uh, it's something... 197 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,757 Well, it's something that I can't do myself. 198 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,493 You see, there's a package that I need delivered to my husband 199 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,161 I mean, my ex-husband. 200 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:44,263 You see, it was a terrible marriage and... 201 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,399 Hold-- hold it, slow down. What's in the package? 202 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,137 Uh... 203 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,942 There's $50,000 there. 204 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:03,549 Look, you must understand. I'm a very wealthy woman. 205 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,184 I made the mistake of marrying somebody 206 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,052 who only wanted me for my money. 207 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,989 I divorced him, but, uh, he won't leave me alone. 208 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,690 He's made my life miserable. 209 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,526 And now, he says that he'll disappear 210 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,494 if I just buy him off with that money. 211 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,299 Do you mind if I ask you why you can't do it yourself? 212 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,835 Because I'm afraid of him. 213 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,805 You don't know Nick, he-- he's crazy, violent. 214 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,075 I'm afraid that if I go, he'll hurt me again. 215 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,877 He used to beat me. 216 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,380 So, uh, 217 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,949 I don't wanna see him again... 218 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,384 ever. 219 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,624 I'll take care of it. 220 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:48,627 Thank you. 221 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,931 Oh, uh, meet him at 3:00 this afternoon. 222 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,500 Room 226, The Palm Court Hotel. 223 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,569 No problem. 224 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,804 Do you want a receipt for the money? 225 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,540 Oh, no. I trust you. 226 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,975 Oh, uh, one more thing. 227 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:04,710 In return, he'll be giving you a key. 228 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,245 It's to a safety deposit box. 229 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,749 Oh, there's nothing in it of any value to anyone but me. 230 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,452 Believe me, if there was, he would've taken it already. 231 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,155 It's just that he knows how much sentimental value 232 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,123 the contents have for me. 233 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,194 How do I get ahold of you? 234 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,431 I'll call you here. All right? 235 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,132 Sure. 236 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,969 Thank you, Mr. Pryor. 237 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,683 BOGART: She's playing you for a sap, kid. 238 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,519 How did you get in here? Who are you? 239 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,423 You didn't buy that dame's story, did you? 240 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,295 What's the matter, kid? 241 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,564 You look like you've seen a ghost. 242 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,406 Bogie. 243 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:17,483 [♪♪♪♪♪] 244 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,726 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 245 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,476 Shoo, shoo. 246 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,481 WOMAN: Move at a pace, you headless lout. 247 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,150 [LAUGHTER] 248 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,620 Clement. Clement, don't touch her ladyship's soup. 249 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,023 And mind you keep your thumbs out of the soup, 250 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,726 lest you want them added to the brew. 251 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,161 Off with you. 252 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:06,065 Chop it fine now. Chop it fine, girls. 253 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:09,635 New girl, take this gruel to Her Ladyship. 254 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,204 Jane, show her along. 255 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:17,009 [LAUGHTER] 256 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,783 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 257 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,669 Will there be anything else? 258 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,571 No, thank you, my dear. 259 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,307 I haven't seen you before. 260 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,508 What is your name? 261 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,144 -I'm Sheila. -Sheila? 262 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,313 Were you sold into bondage? 263 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,583 To tell you the truth, I don't know how it happened. 264 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,551 You see, I wanted a fantasy. 265 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,787 Oh, my dear. 266 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,690 When I was younger, I had my share of those. 267 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,460 Young knights on prancing steeds jousting for my hand. 268 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,728 But now, 269 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,131 now that I'm a respectable married lady, 270 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,566 whose husband is displeased with her. 271 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,369 Do you know the one fantasy that I have left? 272 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,006 To ride alone through the forest at dawn 273 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,841 on a handsome air. 274 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,845 Believe me, I can understand that. 275 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,417 I spent a lot of time stuck in a room. 276 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,252 Not much bigger than this. 277 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,621 And outside my window, 278 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:38,223 people were riding beautiful horses. 279 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,627 -You were a prisoner too. -SHEILA: In a sense. 280 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:42,995 I was ill. 281 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,129 Oh. 282 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,199 Why are you being kept here? 283 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,202 My husband, his lordship, is punishing me 284 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,471 for speaking out against the new taxes 285 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,239 he has imposed on the people. 286 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,276 But you're entitled to your opinion. 287 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,446 GODIVA: Oh, may such a day dawn 288 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,648 when a woman is permitted to speak her mind. 289 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:03,882 It has dawned. 290 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,617 Hmm? 291 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,786 I mean, it will. 292 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,192 How long is he gonna keep you here, anyway? 293 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,894 Until I admit I was wrong and that he's right. 294 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,898 Is there anyone you can trust? 295 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,003 Well, there is Sir John of Apensdale, 296 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,905 his lordship's hunting companion. 297 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,407 Sir John. 298 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,741 Yes. 299 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,677 He saved me from being flogged. 300 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:35,214 You see, he is a man of true knightly character. 301 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:40,052 Well, I will find him and I will holler for help 302 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:41,353 as loud as I can. 303 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,021 GODIVA: No. No, no, my dear. 304 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,790 Whisper it. 305 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,759 Despite his well-known and robust humor, 306 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,396 if my husband overheard you, he would have you beheaded. 307 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,932 Oh, well. 308 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,503 That would be real funny. 309 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,938 [♪♪♪♪♪] 310 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,711 BOGART: Look, kid, 311 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,446 I ain't big on helping a beginner. 312 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,782 I mean, I stick my neck out for no one. 313 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,685 But Roarke asked, and I kind of owe him one, see? 314 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,420 I can't believe it's you, you're-- 315 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,089 you were the best, the toughest, 316 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,690 the most streetwise of them all. 317 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,726 I mean, you know what I really admired about you? 318 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,328 -You were always unconfused-- -Enough of that, kid. 319 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,598 Let's get down to the case, that's why I'm here. 320 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,835 Oh, the case, that's an easy one. 321 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,971 Yeah, too easy. That's the problem. 322 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,840 You made some mistakes. 323 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,142 You just fell for those gams of hers 324 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,744 and that sweet smile. 325 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,512 You know what your first mistake was? 326 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,014 You didn't get paid. 327 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,249 Make them hot the clothes off their back 328 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,617 before you make a move. 329 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,186 Hey, Bogie. 330 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,620 Can I call you Bogie? 331 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,390 Sure. 332 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,592 No disrespect, but times have changed. 333 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:54,960 Everything's done on credit now. 334 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,362 Not in this game, kiddo. 335 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,032 And I didn't fall for her. 336 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,268 Sure you did. you were gaga over her. 337 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,241 Look, it boils down to this, 338 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,310 her story smells fishy. 339 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,881 I can't put my finger on it yet, but she's using you. 340 00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:17,616 -You're wrong. I just-- -[KNOCKS ON DOOR] 341 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,418 DOREEN: Excuse me, Mr. Pryor. 342 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,888 Look, um, I have a class tonight and I do have to get Bucky home, 343 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,390 so I'll be leaving if you don't need me? 344 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,027 -Yeah, right. Go on. -DOREEN: Oh. Thanks. 345 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,862 Come on. 346 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,564 Have a nice class. 347 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,266 Bye. 348 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,972 Don't look so confused, kid. 349 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,207 Nobody can see or hear me but you. 350 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,743 -I don't understand. -I ain't real. 351 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:48,046 I'm just an illusion up here in your head. 352 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,983 See, it's, uh, this way. 353 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:54,486 You believe in me so much that to you, I'm real. 354 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,122 But I'm just in your imagination. 355 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:58,991 Now let's get to work. 356 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,793 Look, I really appreciate your advice 357 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:05,097 and your offer to help, but I got to do this thing myself. 358 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,565 I mean, you always worked alone, 359 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,133 you never listened to anyone else. 360 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,435 Maybe that's why I ended up with a bullet in my gut 361 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,837 so many times. 362 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,039 STEVE: Hey, yeah. That's right. 363 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,942 You used to get killed an awful lot, didn't you? 364 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,077 Cagney got you five times 365 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,913 and Edward G. Robinson wasted you more than that. 366 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,582 You're wrong, kid. 367 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,851 Cagney was three times and Edward G. Robinson 368 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,552 got me four out of five. 369 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,088 But I finally got even with them in Key Largo. 370 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,090 Oh. 371 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,526 It's a tough racket, kid. 372 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,294 That's why you'll need some help. 373 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,064 Enough talk. You gotta deliver that envelope. 374 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:42,467 [♪♪♪♪♪] 375 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,704 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 376 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:51,109 [GUITAR PLAYING] 377 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,116 ROARKE: Ms. Godfrey. 378 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:15,000 SHEILA: Mr. Roarke! It's about time you showed up. 379 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,935 There's been some terrible mistake. 380 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,037 You mixed me up in somebody else's fantasy. 381 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,373 Oh, I assure you that cannot possibly happen. 382 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,208 Our system is entirely reliable. 383 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,776 Look, I made it perfectly clear. 384 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,712 -I wanted to ride horses. -Right. 385 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,980 And here I am, wherever here is. 386 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,616 There's some poor lady being held prisoner by her husband. 387 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,752 And I'm about to become the most famous housemaid 388 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:35,454 -in history. -I did warn you 389 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,456 about the unexpected, didn't I? 390 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,391 But I can understand why you are disoriented, 391 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,759 Ms. Godfrey. 392 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,662 You see, you are in medieval England 393 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,798 at a country fair, near the castle of Leofric, 394 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:50,802 Earl of Mercia and Lord of Coventry. 395 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:51,870 Coventry? 396 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,806 Didn't the lady prisoner tell you her name? 397 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,875 -No, I didn't ask. -ROARKE: Oh. 398 00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,178 She should have, Ms. Godfrey then you would have understood. 399 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,614 Her name is Lady Godiva . 400 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,483 Godiva? 401 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,819 She's the one who rode stark naked through Coventry. 402 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,087 Precisely. 403 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,824 Without a doubt, the most famous equestrian 404 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:14,192 in history. 405 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,561 [GUITAR PLAYS] 406 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,563 Mr. Roarke! 407 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:22,434 [♪♪♪♪♪] 408 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:28,774 [♪♪♪♪♪] 409 00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:59,471 [BABY CRYING] 410 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,415 Yeah. What do you want? 411 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,151 -Are you Mr. Hall? -NICK: Yeah. 412 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,553 Your wife sent me. 413 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,989 My wife? What are you talking about? 414 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,692 Seems she didn't wanna come herself, so 415 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:23,195 she asked me to make the delivery. 416 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,931 -Who are you? -Doesn't matter. 417 00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:28,533 You got the key to the safe deposit box? 418 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,571 Yeah. Yeah, I got it. 419 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,272 Come in. Come in. 420 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,281 So you got something for me, huh? 421 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:45,717 Sit down. 422 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,653 Just give me the key. 423 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,192 You first. 424 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,758 Looks like a setup, don't it, kid? 425 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:30,328 [♪♪♪♪♪] 426 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:41,706 What's the matter? 427 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:43,775 Nothing. 428 00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,945 [♪♪♪♪♪] 429 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,002 [GRUNTS] 430 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,370 COP: Hold, police. 431 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,241 [♪♪♪♪♪] 432 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,786 Whoa. Ugh. 433 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,387 [CAT SQUEALING] 434 00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:34,926 COP: Hold, police. 435 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,095 [GUNSHOTS] 436 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,738 Hey. 437 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,139 Oh. 438 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,208 You really walked into one, kid. 439 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,177 Now you got the cops chasing you. 440 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,512 -Thanks. -Don't feel too bad about it. 441 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,948 I had to learn at the School of Hard Knocks too. 442 00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:58,984 Come on. You gotta get out of here. 443 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,118 Oh. 444 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:06,858 [♪♪♪♪♪] 445 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,067 Is there anything I can do for you? 446 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:17,702 [SIRENS WAILING] 447 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,270 Some other time. 448 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:23,074 [♪♪♪♪♪] 449 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,386 Stay calm, Lancelot. 450 00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:43,995 Sir John. 451 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:47,098 Fair Sheila, what brings you here? 452 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,868 Just checking on my donkey. 453 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:52,871 Is he okay? 454 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,307 I mean, is he all right? 455 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,209 I'm not sure. 456 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,415 Oh, he'll be just fine in a few days. 457 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,017 You know about horses, fair Sheila? 458 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,187 A little, Sir John. 459 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,192 Beautiful. 460 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,062 Such lines. 461 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,030 You took the words right out of my mouth. 462 00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:21,366 He belongs to Lady Godiva. 463 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:23,435 No one else is permitted to ride him. 464 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:25,503 He was a gift from his lordship. 465 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:27,972 Her ladyship asked me 466 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:29,874 to speak to you about his other gift. 467 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:32,944 -Her imprisonment. -Hmm. 468 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,548 Why don't you intercede on her behalf? 469 00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:39,584 Believe me, Sheila, I have done my best already. 470 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,853 He's very stubborn and so is she. 471 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,588 He won't give up his magic tricks 472 00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:45,123 and practical jokes. 473 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,726 And he won't tolerate being contradicted by a woman, 474 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,527 even though she is his wife. 475 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:51,996 And he loves her very much. 476 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,300 Oh, and she loves him very much. 477 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:56,434 I know it. 478 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,138 If I were loved by a beauteous woman, 479 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,440 I could convince her otherwise. 480 00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:06,544 If I were loved by a chivalrous, handsome man, 481 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:08,847 I could be convinced. 482 00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:10,982 Could you? 483 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,184 I'm sure of it. 484 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:20,725 Please. 485 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,596 We can continue our discussion later. 486 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:27,432 Right now, you must have me get her ladyship released. 487 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,468 -JOHN: Have you a plan? -If we could find a way 488 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,037 to embarrass his lordship into it. 489 00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:34,939 Embarrass him? 490 00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,475 So that he would have to partner. 491 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,577 You know, to save his own pride. 492 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:43,948 It is true, he has a notoriously brittle pride. 493 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,084 Then you will help me. 494 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:47,318 I... 495 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,487 We can do wonderful things, Sheila 496 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,655 when we put our heads together. 497 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,857 Not to mention... 498 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:53,992 our lips. 499 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,328 [♪♪♪♪♪] 500 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,969 [HORN HONKING] 501 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:07,872 [ENGINE REVVING] 502 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:15,046 [INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 503 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,149 [HORNS HONKING] 504 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:24,355 [INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 505 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:31,296 I always liked it when the heat was on. 506 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:34,866 STEVE: You were right, Bogie, Monica was using me. 507 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,801 But what is she up to? 508 00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,336 Dame was buying something, 509 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,938 smelled she might have been set up 510 00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:42,340 and hired you to take the fall with the cops. 511 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:46,244 The key must have been something really valuable. 512 00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:50,415 She's a good one all right. 513 00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,984 Reminds me of a tomato I met in Marseille. 514 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:55,553 Bogie, what am I gonna do? 515 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:58,389 I can't give you all the answers, kid. 516 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,291 You gotta do some of the thinking yourself. 517 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:02,594 I've been thinking, but I keep coming back to Monica Hall. 518 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:05,563 She's the only one who knows what's going on. 519 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,899 I bet you dollars for doughnuts that's not her name. 520 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:09,867 But you're on the right track. 521 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,171 STEVE: Hey, Monica said she was gonna call. 522 00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:16,774 I mean, if it wasn't a set up and I did get the key, 523 00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:18,309 she'll call, right? 524 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,578 I got to check something out, kid. 525 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:24,082 [♪♪♪♪♪] 526 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,751 STEVE: Sure. 527 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,253 Leave me now. 528 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,458 LEO: My own wife, 529 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,828 conspiring with a serving wench. 530 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,797 GODIVA: Your spy, Master Tom, misleads you, sir. 531 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:42,734 I sent the girl with a message to Sir John, that is all. 532 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:45,737 LEO: Taking advantage of a good and chivalrous knight. 533 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,873 Seeking to enlist him in some plot to escape, no doubt. 534 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,608 GODIVA: Escape? 535 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,777 There is no escape for me that does not reconcile 536 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:54,712 and reunite me with my lord. 537 00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,349 I cannot release you 538 00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:01,119 or everyone will say that I am, uh, a milksop 539 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,654 ruled by a woman. 540 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:08,293 Leo, sweet husband, you have a sporting reputation. 541 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:11,996 Where is your good humor, your sense of fair play? 542 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,465 Make me a sporting challenge, my lord. 543 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:20,805 By heaven, I have it. 544 00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,709 Let everyone know that I will rescind the tax laws 545 00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:28,646 if at noon tomorrow, you ride your white stallion 546 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,481 before the citizens of Coventry 547 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,152 without clothes, my dear lady. 548 00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,120 Naked? 549 00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:37,855 Me or the horse? 550 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:39,357 [LEO LAUGHS] 551 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,225 You, you gorgeous creature of love, 552 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:43,328 naked as the day you were born. 553 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,297 If you love the common people so much, 554 00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:49,367 you won't let mere modesty deter you. 555 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,537 [LAUGHS] 556 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,772 But I'm sure you will not accept it. 557 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,556 Don't cry, m'lady. 558 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:12,757 You heard? 559 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,027 It's a crazy idea and degrading. 560 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,161 I know. 561 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,565 But you're going to do it. 562 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:35,246 WOMAN: Ninety-seven, escaped suspect Steven Pryor 563 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,415 located at office building corner Hollywood 564 00:33:37,548 --> 00:33:38,883 and Las Palmas Boulevard. 565 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:40,518 Set up perimeter. 566 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:45,823 [SIRENS WAILING] 567 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,396 [TIRES SCREECHING] 568 00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:54,599 [♪♪♪♪♪] 569 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,176 [TIRES SCREECHING] 570 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:08,479 [♪♪♪♪♪] 571 00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:12,917 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 572 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,051 Hello. 573 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,320 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PHONE] 574 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,322 Monica, I've been waiting for your call. 575 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,691 -[MONICA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] -Yeah. I got the key. 576 00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:23,861 -[MONICA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] -Oh, yeah. 577 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,133 All right, I'll find it and be right over. 578 00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:41,612 [♪♪♪♪♪] 579 00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,287 Good morning. 580 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,855 I thought you were the police. 581 00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:53,191 Yeah, what are they doing here anyway? 582 00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:54,592 -Huh? -There's a whole bunch 583 00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:56,194 of police cars pulling up as I came in. 584 00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:59,330 [♪♪♪♪♪] 585 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:05,169 I gotta get out of here. 586 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,205 You mean they're after you? 587 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,874 [DOG BARKING] 588 00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:13,578 You're really for real? I mean, you're a real detective. 589 00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,247 There's a window in the lady's room. 590 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:17,648 Thanks. 591 00:35:18,082 --> 00:35:19,917 This is the second floor. 592 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,154 [♪♪♪♪♪] 593 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,925 A guy just ran down that hall. 594 00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:34,932 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 595 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,636 -LEO: Sure? -TOM: Absolutely, my lord. 596 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,371 The guard heard her talking last night 597 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,406 with that new serving wench Sheila 598 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:43,941 after you left her chamber. 599 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:46,377 She's really going to do it? 600 00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:50,214 She'll be the laughingstock of all England. 601 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:54,018 Fear not. My lord will not be bested by a woman. 602 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,220 You specified today, am I right? 603 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,622 Uh-hmm. 604 00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:59,490 She will sleep through this day like an infant, 605 00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:02,193 with this potion in the drink that she takes 606 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,261 for her breakfast. 607 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:06,230 [♪♪♪♪♪] 608 00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:08,699 [CHUCKLES] 609 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:09,901 -Hurry. -Aye. 610 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,871 [♪♪♪♪♪] 611 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,974 [ENGINE REVVING] 612 00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:22,246 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 613 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:46,537 BOGART: Hey. 614 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,574 You know you're being followed by a gunsel? 615 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:51,709 -Huh? -BOGART: A guy with a gun. 616 00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:55,212 I don't know who he is but, uh, he ain't a cop. 617 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,715 -Being followed? -BOGART: Look. 618 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:05,423 [♪♪♪♪♪] 619 00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:13,264 Works in the movies. 620 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:20,304 Give me the gun, slowly. 621 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:34,352 SHEILA: Wake up, wake up, m'lady. 622 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,691 [SIGHS] She's been drugged. 623 00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:45,796 Oh, what are we gonna do? 624 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,065 Wait here, I'll fetch the position. 625 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:51,068 Oh, m'lady, wake up. 626 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:53,671 ROARKE: It's no use, Ms. Godfrey. 627 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,642 Oh. Mr. Roarke. 628 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,678 Please, I wanna help her so much 629 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,648 and it's almost time for her to take her ride. 630 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:09,654 Use this bag of tricks. 631 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,656 Use your imagination... 632 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,791 and your courage. 633 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,961 And make your fantasy come true. 634 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,464 I was afraid you were gonna say that. 635 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:26,103 [SIGHS] Well... 636 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:29,707 here goes nothing. 637 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:32,109 Literally. 638 00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:39,417 [♪♪♪♪♪] 639 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,556 [DOORBELL RINGS] 640 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,602 -You? I thought you were-- -You thought I was dead. 641 00:38:58,736 --> 00:38:59,970 You paid enough to have me hit. 642 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,939 Till I got your man before you got me, 643 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,841 -you double crossing-- -Get him out of here. 644 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,643 -EDDIE: I want the key. -I don't have it. 645 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:07,745 -No. But he does. -Wrong. 646 00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:11,716 -But on the phone, you said-- -I lied. 647 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:13,584 Just like you lied about everything, Monica. 648 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,186 Or whatever your name really is. 649 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:17,755 You used me and I don't like it. I might be young... 650 00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:19,156 -No, no, no. You're wrong. -...but I'm not stupid. 651 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,092 -I didn't. I was only trying-- -Stop it. 652 00:39:21,225 --> 00:39:23,394 I'm not listening to another story of yours. 653 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,963 I got you pegged. You're buying something, 654 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,432 something hot, you're afraid the heat might be onto you, 655 00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:29,900 so you hired me to make the drop. 656 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,535 -No. -If it wasn't a setup, 657 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:33,270 you'd get your key, I'd be none the wiser. 658 00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:35,039 If the cops were waiting like they were, 659 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,474 I take the fall. 660 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,676 No, no, Steve, don't. You're right, you're right, 661 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,112 but I can make it all okay. I can because I have money, 662 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:44,048 lots of it. I have almost two million dollars 663 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,483 in a Swiss Bank account. 664 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:49,620 I can make you a very happy man in many ways. 665 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:51,756 Well, what were you buying? 666 00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:52,857 Secrets. 667 00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:56,293 Military this time, other times industrial 668 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,661 or personal, 669 00:39:57,795 --> 00:40:00,131 and then I sell them at a great profit. 670 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,972 -Operator, get me the police. -No. 671 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,142 [GRUNTS] 672 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:16,714 You should have smacked her. 673 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,516 Why the hell did you stop yourself? 674 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:20,851 That's all those kind of dames understand. 675 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,988 Bogie, I keep telling you, times have changed. 676 00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:25,990 BOGART: No they ain't, not really. 677 00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,626 Look, all you got to remember is to have no illusions 678 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:29,994 but nothing. 679 00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:32,062 Women, business, nothing. 680 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:34,331 Be in it for what you can get. 681 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,500 You're operating in a corrupt society, pal, 682 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:37,902 just like I was. 683 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,638 So don't be above using corrupt means... 684 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,540 you understand? 685 00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:47,244 [♪♪♪♪♪] 686 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:52,283 It'll take a while but, uh... 687 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,285 you got the stuff. 688 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,153 So you'll make it. 689 00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:58,556 Yeah? 690 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:00,524 You could be a good one all right. 691 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:02,893 You really think so? 692 00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,264 Here's looking at you, kid. 693 00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:13,270 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 694 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,877 Nice day for a horseback ride. 695 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,779 Not too chilly. 696 00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:23,047 [LAUGHS] 697 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:25,516 [DONKEY BRAYING] 698 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:30,054 Who are you? 699 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,559 Just a girl who came along for ride. 700 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,127 [HORSE NEIGHING] 701 00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,164 Open the flap. 702 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:48,138 [♪♪♪♪♪] 703 00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:50,708 JOHN: Now ride, m'lady. 704 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,843 [♪♪♪♪♪] 705 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,750 [DONKEY HOWLING] 706 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:05,756 [APPLAUDING] 707 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,228 Shame on you! 708 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,864 Shame on you people of Coventry. 709 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:15,499 For shame. 710 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,735 Don't you understand? 711 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,537 Her ladyship is doing this for you. 712 00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:23,908 To lift the burden of taxes from your backs, 713 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:26,143 so you can feed your children. 714 00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:29,513 That's how much she cares for you. 715 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,117 Turn your eyes away, show her your respect. 716 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,485 Turn away. 717 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:36,120 Turn away. 718 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:37,421 Turn away. 719 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,557 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 720 00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:43,994 [♪♪♪♪♪] 721 00:42:58,776 --> 00:42:59,777 Sir John. 722 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,211 -M'lady. -Help me. 723 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,214 Who is that? 724 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:05,950 Sheila, m'lady. 725 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,818 A kitchen maid that rides like a queen. 726 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:12,389 [♪♪♪♪♪] 727 00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:33,911 A devil take you, Master Tom. 728 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:35,679 Ungrateful wretch. 729 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:39,049 Let all decent folk remember you peeped. 730 00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:42,720 And may they despise your very name. 731 00:43:42,853 --> 00:43:44,855 Peeping Tom. 732 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:48,993 [♪♪♪♪♪] 733 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,335 [APPLAUSE] 734 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,340 [DONKEY HOWLING] 735 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:05,743 No. 736 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:12,449 [CHEERING] 737 00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:21,358 Your husband. Quickly, m'lady. 738 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:26,463 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 739 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,505 Madam? 740 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,408 You shamed me with your nobility. 741 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:39,710 Forgive me. 742 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:41,545 What about the taxes, Leo? 743 00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:45,482 I will rescind them, provided that henceforth, 744 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,652 we rule together as equals. 745 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,355 And that you never appear like this again. 746 00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:54,491 Except in our own chamber. 747 00:44:57,428 --> 00:45:01,498 [♪♪♪♪♪] 748 00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:10,274 [APPLAUSE] 749 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:15,379 [♪♪♪♪♪] 750 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,422 Your fantasy is over. 751 00:45:27,024 --> 00:45:29,359 [INAUDIBLE] 752 00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:31,428 [TUTS] 753 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:35,532 Please. 754 00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:43,707 [SIGHS] 755 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:47,845 [♪♪♪♪♪] 756 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:53,484 [♪♪♪♪♪] 757 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:04,027 Well, Mr. Pryor, 758 00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:06,029 how did it feel to be a detective? 759 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:07,731 It was everything I thought it would be. 760 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,267 And I wanna thank you for Bogie. 761 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,136 You were right. 762 00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:14,505 Well, often, it is important to receive advice from someone 763 00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:16,240 who's been there before. 764 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,709 What are you two talking about? 765 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:21,512 Well, Mr. Roarke provided me with the greatest teacher 766 00:46:21,645 --> 00:46:23,046 than any private I could have. 767 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,048 So, what now Mr. Pryor, will you be returning 768 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:26,517 to law school or, um... 769 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:28,185 STEVE: Oh, no. 770 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:30,888 I'm not cut out to be a lawyer. I found that out last semester. 771 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,891 No, I've got to do something that I really like. 772 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,493 And I think I found it here in Fantasy Island. 773 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,529 Good luck to you then. 774 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:41,498 Here's looking at you, Mr. Roarke. 775 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,039 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 776 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:55,445 [LAUGHING] 777 00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:59,516 [CAR APPROACHING] 778 00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,722 Well, you certainly gave me what I asked for. 779 00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:07,224 Literally. 780 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,892 You were Lady Godiva? 781 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:12,996 Certainly the most celebrated equestrian of all time. 782 00:47:13,797 --> 00:47:15,399 And quite a lady. 783 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:17,901 I only hope some of her character rubbed off on me. 784 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,137 It's too bad you didn't do more riding. 785 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:22,806 Oh, Ms. Godfrey can make up for that when she gets home 786 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:24,074 to Montana, Tattoo. 787 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:26,743 I am shipping Lancelot, my stallion, 788 00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:28,912 not the donkey, I assure you, 789 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,847 to your home as a special gift. 790 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:33,150 And there is someone who most graciously 791 00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:35,819 has volunteered to coach you in your riding. 792 00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:37,721 English style, of course. 793 00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:42,025 A Mr. John Apensdale who happens to own a riding club... 794 00:47:42,893 --> 00:47:45,062 not far from where you live. 795 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:48,098 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 796 00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,400 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 797 00:47:50,901 --> 00:47:51,935 [GASPS] 798 00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:53,770 Mr. Roarke, thank you. 799 00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:57,674 Thank you for Lancelot, the fantasy. 800 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,677 For everything. 801 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:04,681 Goodbye. 802 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:09,553 Thank you. 803 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,456 -Goodbye, Tattoo. -Goodbye. 804 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:18,695 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 805 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,531 -Boss? -ROARKE: Hmm? 806 00:48:21,865 --> 00:48:23,066 Did she really ride... 807 00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:25,869 -What? -Well, you know. 808 00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:29,806 Oh. All I know is what I read in history books, Tattoo. 809 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,541 After all, I wasn't there. 810 00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:35,712 Was I? 811 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:40,717 [♪♪♪♪♪] 812 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,730 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]